WB STARLET SERIES
WB STARLET TV

Popular Bay Area sandwich pop-up opens permanent Oakland restaurant.Horoscope for Monday, 8/22/22 by Christopher Renstrom.'It's a miracle my head wasn't hurt': 21-year-old student falls 80 feet in Yosemite, breaks nearly every bone.Chipotle is bringing drive-thrus to Northern California.Kiely Rodni's family confirms she has died: 'Kiely will surely remain with us'.And a role on the WB's 'One Tree Hill,' which the network insists is 'a hit.' Get a house - Marilyn Monroe's old house, if you can - fill it with 10 aspiring actresses, make them live together, act together, cry and bitch together, film the whole thing, have Faye play diva and Vivica play the sassy assassin, then crown a winner - 'The Starlet.' What does she get? Representation. Listen, if you actually own a television set, you can make your own reality show rules on the back of a napkin in under five minutes. And let's not even come within five city blocks of a discussion about 'Network.' This must truly be odd for Dunaway, who really was a starlet once.

All of them desperately want to be Simon Cowell from 'American Idol,' with a pinch of Donald Trump thrown in. And then, for the ultimate in televised irony, there's Faye Dunaway. Then there's 'renowned casting director' Joseph Middleton, whose real job is to make and break stars. Fox, who, by her appearance on this series, has just told the world that she can't get any good parts after 'Kill Bill' and the rent is really backing up. In fact, it's like 'American Idol' only with acting instead of singing.

WB STARLET SERIES

'The Starlet' is a reality series much like any other reality series.

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If you catch them preening in front of the mirror or, God forbid, actually watching a TV series on the WB, then by all means put them in the trunk of the car and drive far, far away to grandmother's house.

If they do something and then say, 'I was only playing,' send them to boarding school - in France. If your child 'acts out,' lock them in the basement. Especially girls, who may grow up and have this yawning gap of self-esteem they need filled by the glossy sheen of the WB. Do not, under any circumstance, allow your children to become actors. Here's a cautionary tale for all parents.

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